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- June 3, 2010 - 4:30 am PDT
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larry was in SF in the summer of hate
guy sold him some beat dope
larry chased him into an alley
guy pulled a knife
guy got away
mexican sold him a pound of pot
south of the border
just a little in the corner he pulled away
rest was hay
montezuma"ss revenge
holding grudges
my father was cuckolded in 1947
it killed a family for 50 some years
learn something
oh, and maggie's uncle, her mother's brother, died on schedule yesterday
on the anniversary of his sister's death
oh, well
maggie's loose on the street because her PO is on vacation
she could kill somebody
i don't give a sh*t
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- June 1, 2010 - 11:25 pm PDT
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"state of mind" the nutsack from NZ was worried about
(bikini took a beating, no?)(wink¡-it)
where you live, don't you, no!
i wear jersey on my sleeve
we made it all up, monkeys
Peelers, money honey (in god we trust, drip, all others pay cash) banks (stash cache)
inter-state roads, hitler's i dea, for tanks! i like ike, carumba!
proper ty (Peel it back!)
every god forsaken thing
all to prove we're not animals
oops, there it is!
dis grunt (led) exPO grunt
is making a lot of noise
right this second
where you live, dreamer
free your mind, Freeda Peephole
wow, comin" up lame, again
i'm a shoo! onin to do it, again
onion head!
my opinion, for what it's
worth sh*t
you know we're dreaming the whole thing right?
and there all placebos, basically
except the good stuff
you'll be just fine, monkey
you ain't crazy, you're just f*cked up
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- May 31, 2010 - 5:14 pm PDT
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heard of the "knights hospitaller"?
the templar's kept the bunk
sorry, bank
got google, wik-idgit?
where all the "hospital" bush*t sprung from
(a typo, i swear)(cock of the walk, evil doin' d*ckhead)
(fun when he's had a few pops, look for the wedding video)
like you ain't got a bed at home
holey land, shmoley land, lots of dead people arguing over stories
good on ya, dumb*sses!
chances are the poison's there though
named molly in this monkey's tree
made my bastard brother into a (dead ex) dope "addict"
ruined my other siblings, temporarily
twisted my good dead mother's guts
we put her down
she was sufferring
feel real good about that one
didn't know
then
DROWN in regrets and snot, MOTHER-F*CKER!
most of your black heart isn't missed a bit
enjoyed the stories, though
when you opened your toothless yap
for anything but bitterness and anger
what, me worry?
(for you, DICK!)(still love you)(in the powerful manly SENSE)
get out of bed, that cold's love-sickness, like my pal mark honey's got.
he f*cks like a champ
so i'm told
by him
'course the ex lurks in the back ground (of the past)
hearts cannot forget the times together
where you gonna put the watch?
my iphone makes a good trans-sistor radio
thanks for remembering, steve!
now stop dyin" and f*ck somebody!
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- May 30, 2010 - 10:02 am PDT
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ha! d ta explain to maggie what a SENSE of HUMOuR was. the greeks knew about snot and black (bile) heartslook it up, geniuses! they left out spit, droo!, puke, blood no, sweat, tears, p*ss, sh*t and spooge. stuck up little pederasts, huh? quite the ped o' gods. ped o philes: dig feet? no peripatetic* walks. where socrates gives you a queer lesson. in sod o'er me. nice. RIM the per i'm eat (ing) 'er, bruce. do a nice JOB. now wipe your mouth. and tell me you love me. fag guts: i don't hate, only pity "it's all love": BULLSH*T! women, sh*t-on-d*ck, get it right!you know, you're not really a dick ted, eddie, YOU JUST REALLY LOVE YOUR DRUGS. you can stop them on a dime, if you forget about them for a couple days. like in jail, GENIUS. you get sick 'cause you miss 'em. sniffles, chills 'cause you don't bathe. running man nerves. to repeat, go f*ck yourself, doctor's lawyers pigs! and you dear reader: rub it for meal k hall's a blood thinner, and brain pickler. you just can't drive, *sshole! the monkey's got ALL his brain cells, bone-head lying doctor pr*cks! tried real HARD to kill 'em, believe it. LESSONS in lifeCOUGHs announce your presencealso good for losing that last smokegot 8 f*cking bucks so i can enjoy a little bitter taste while sucking? like mother's milk, hmm, menthol! sin tax, syntax, another way of saying:for christ sakes, stop enjoying your life, it'll cost you: same
co incidence, this monkey has a hard time remembering s-e-x, dreams, toofunny, honey's, what you do -
- May 28, 2010 - 10:43 am PDT
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don't suppose the herpes "vir-us" is just an eruption
say on the lips
like betty had years ago
because she was kissing me
and not tommy
who was in the army?
surprise, surprise, i didn't get it!
i've had 2 woman refuse to kiss me when we made love
because they were afraid they'd fall in-love
more than one woman has told me, later
oh well, other lips will due
in a pinch
never seen "genital herpes"
maybe i wasn't looking for trouble
teenagers faces erupt like mad because they're desperate to mate, but can't
boils, too (anger?)
i've seen it
you, too
jesus, people, you don't have a left hand and a little imagination? -
- May 27, 2010 - 6:33 am PDT
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph ... my d*ck hurts
That Lady Gaga's something, huh?
Like Madonna, but with talent.
Wouldn't mind rubbing that apple the wrong way.
This monkey feels it incumbent upon his self to make the ladies aware of the definition of irony:
THE EXPRESSION OF one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for HUMOR ous or emphatic effect : “Don't go overboard with the gratitude,” he rejoined with heavy irony. See note at wit • a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result : the irony is that I thought he could help me.• (also dramatic or tragic irony) a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character. ORIGIN early 16th cent. (also denoting Socratic irony): via Latin from Greek eirōneia ‘simulated ignorance,’ from eirōn ‘dissembler.’ (another slur on the eirish)
might've boffed that vixen* Maggie TWICE but for her ... misguided ... misinterpretation of my ... thoughtless ... words.
the boys are mighty p*ssed.
*vixen
a female fox.
• a spiteful or quarrelsome woman.
ORIGIN late Middle English fixen, perhaps from the Old English adjective fyxen [of a fox.] The v- is from the form of the word in southern English dialect. (the FYX was NOT in)
again ...
F*CK! -
- May 25, 2010 - 9:30 pm PDT
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more words; symbols & sound constructed to convey meaning:
secrets
lies
suspicion
envy
control
an emotional animal falls PREY to these
often when LOST in thought
or CAPTURED by false belief
and arrogance
we're the one's who make it so complicated
building walls of delusion: time, schedules, obligations
life is meant to be en joy ed, not endured
LIVE, LEARN, LAUGH, LOVE
then LEND me a smoke
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- May 23, 2010 - 1:01 pm PDT
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if you said that prayer
it was answered, in a day
thank you
from my soul to your's
maggie (and me) will be out of pocket a bit
a magic man named Carmen opened the gates
if you didn't believe before you have reason to now
i no longer have doubts
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- May 22, 2010 - 11:56 am PDT
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if you own a soul
and care about another's
say a prayer for maggie
she's in a cage
suffering
she hurt someone
not like her mother was hurt
that fine woman was made to suffer
by a beast
maggie is not guilty
if not innocent
the pain she felt at age twelve
returns in rage
even thirteen years later
a torn heart doesn't know time
pray that she has patience
and that the pain leaves her
and the rage
Maggie was not made to suffer
her soul is pure
it's borne grievous injury
undeserved
pray that the pain leaves her
and the rage
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- May 15, 2010 - 7:43 pm PDT
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- May 3, 2010 - 10:04 am PDT
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pixelmuttz.blogspot.communicat ion, brother tom, another p*ssed off big head druid jesuit. (*sshole)
the cops in my neck of the woods have a hardon for me
can't IMAGINE why
f*ck me hard, PIGS!
Dremelled those front bottoms, you know your teeth grow back if you lose them right? just gotta cut the gum, same as wisdom teeth. (?) ( ! ) {')
iodine, hydrogen peroxide against in fect ion, brush with baking soda. pearls! some blood, pain for a day or so, isotropol if it gets too much. moderation! bend back those buck teeth? slow as you go, not sure.
get a job, dentists
"No woman is guilty of rape"
Kevin P. Joslin, fellow traveller
you lookin' at me like you lost somethin'
larry's celly?
all or most of larry's friends are DEAD
i'll make a list one day
break some hearts
distilled flowers
needles
loneliness
f*ck it, i ain't dead
they're only memories now
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- May 2, 2010 - 8:27 am PDT
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what are conservatives conserving? remember the old south? what was that about? keeping the niggers down. remember? we like being the worlds policeman don’t we? but wait a minute, how about the next precinct? maybe they deserve to die, they have different uniforms after all. we have the means to KILL EVERYBODY. does that give you a chub?
NECESSARY EVIL
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- May 1, 2010 - 6:59 am PDT
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he who is
without
SIN*
cast the first stone
ORIGIN Old English synn (noun), syngian (verb); probably related to Latin sons, sont- ‘guilty.’
funny, in spanish sin means “without”
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- April 29, 2010 - 2:00 pm PDT
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they used to burn fagots* by the bundle, did you know?
it ain’t a crime, but as a rule it’s bad policy
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: perhaps from the obsolete sense of fagot ‘contemptible woman.’
ORIGIN Middle English (in the sense [wickedness, sin] ): via Old French from Latin crimen ‘judgment, offense,’ based on cernere ‘to judge.’
ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French reule (noun), reuler (verb), from late Latin regulare, from Latin regula ‘straight stick.’
policy 1 |ˈpäləsē|
noun ( pl. -cies)
a course or principle of action adopted or proposed by a government, party, business, or individual : the administration's controversial economic policies | it is not company policy to dispense with our older workers.
• archaic prudent or expedient conduct or action : a course of policy and wisdom.
ORIGIN late Middle English : from Old French policie ‘civil administration,’ via Latin from Greek politeia ‘citizenship,’ from politēs ‘citizen,’ from polis ‘city.’
policy 2
noun ( pl. -cies)
1 a contract of insurance : they took out a joint policy.
2 an illegal lottery or numbers game.
ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from French police ‘bill of lading, contract of insurance,’ from Provençal poliss(i)a, probably from medieval Latin apodissa, apodixa, based on Greek apodeixis ‘evidence, proof,’ from apodeiknunai ‘demonstrate, show.’
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- April 27, 2010 - 2:39 am PDT
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Tell me again, Mike. Who is the master of B*LLSH*T?
bull 1 |boŏl| noun 1 an uncastrated male bovine animal : bull calves.• a large male animal, esp. a whale or elephant.• ( the Bull) the zodiacal sign or constellation Taurus. 2 Stock Market a person who buys shares hoping to sell them at a higher price later. Often contrasted with bear 2 .adjective [ attrib. ](of a part of the body, esp. the neck) resembling the corresponding part of a male bovine animal in build and strength : his bull neck and broad shoulders. verb 1 push or drive powerfully or violently : he bulled the motorcycle clear of the tunnel | he was bulling his way through a mob of admirers. 2 be bulling,of a cow, behave in a manner characteristic of being in heat. PHRASES like a bull in a china shop behaving recklessly and clumsily in a place or situation where one is likely to cause damage or injury. like a red rag to a bull see red. take the bull by the horns deal bravely and decisively with a difficult, dangerous, or unpleasant situation. ORIGIN late Old English bula (recorded in place names), from Old Norse boli. Compare with bullock . bull 2 noun a papal edict. ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French bulle, from Latin bulla ‘bubble, rounded object’ (in medieval Latin ‘seal or sealed document’ ). bull 3 noun informal stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense: much of what he says is sheer bull. ORIGIN early 17th cent.: of unknown origin. THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING. BUCKLEY, READ THE FAMILY -
- April 24, 2010 - 8:04 pm PDT
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phalanges |fəˈlanjēz|
plural form of phalanx (sense 2).
phalanx |ˈfāla ng ks; ˈfal-|
noun
1 ( pl. phalanxes ) a group of people or things of a similar type forming a compact body or brought together for a common purpose : he headed past the phalanx of waiting reporters to the line of limos.
• a body of troops or police officers, standing or moving in close formation : six hundred marchers set off, led by a phalanx of police.
• (in ancient Greece) a body of Macedonian infantry with long spears, drawn up in close order with shields overlapping.
2 ( pl. phalanges |fəˈlanjēz; fāˈlanjēz|) Anatomy a bone of the finger or toe.
ORIGIN mid 16th cent. (denoting a body of Macedonian infantry): via Latin from Greek.
phalange |fəˈlanj; ˈfāˌlanj|
noun
1 Anatomy another term for phalanx (sense 2). [ORIGIN: mid 19th cent.: back-formation from phalanges, plural of phalanx .]
2 ( Phalange) a right-wing Maronite party in Lebanon founded in 1936 by Pierre Gemayel. Compare with Falange . [ORIGIN: mid 20th cent.: shortened from French Phalanges Libanaises ‘Lebanese phalanxes.’ ]
DERIVATIVES
Phalangiste |ˌfālanˈ zh ēst; fəˈlanjist| noun & adjective (in sense 2) . -
- April 22, 2010 - 9:47 pm PDT
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when i was stroking out
trying desperately to live
i was calling out to what i thought was an old woman
in the adjoining curtained bed
i was screaming
mary! margaret! maggie!
i wonder if it was ...
my new friend
i saw another pink old dude
such as myself
being wheeled out
he stroked, too
a little lopsided
i told him he'd be alright
he gave me a little grin
another f*cked up mick
the world's lousy with them*
*they give us big ole Depakote pills, chalk, to neutralize the salt (manic-depression)(bipolar)(ha ppy sad)(emotions), it probably works. i snort sugar. and f*ck. -
- April 20, 2010 - 10:29 pm PDT
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if someone is close enough that you can smell them breathe
how can it be "bad"?
they MAY BE releasing their scent
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- April 19, 2010 - 10:48 am PDT
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the realization that no one HAS TO DIE nearly just dropped me, mike, we know how to stay alive now.
LOVE EACH OTHER
live, learn, love, (and the other one that escapes me just now)
don't stop cumming, you'll get prostate (men) or liver cancer (women)
use all your parts every day
in MODERATION
oh. yeah
LAUGH!
