Jan Blachowicz with the ‘Give me your lunch money’ choke

Jan Blachowicz with the ‘Give me your lunch money’ choke

At UFC Gdansk, Devin Clark surrendered his lunch money without incident to Jan Blachowicz. Well, that’s what it looked like anyway. It was ruled a rear naked choke, but there was nothing rear or naked about it. It was a choke straight from the WWE or the schoolyard.

While it was ruled a ‘rear naked choke’, we just won’t accept that. If you missed it, watch the video and judge for yourself. Maybe we’ll even let you name it. One thing is for sure, Blachowicz executed a nasty submission that will more than likely earn him an extra $50,000.