Fans cornering from the stands can say the darndest things

Fans cornering from the stands can say the darndest things

Forget, ‘Kids saying the darndest things’. MMA fanssay the darndest things. I’ve been to hundreds of MMA fights and one thing is for certain; Fans will corner with bad advice from their seats. Every. Single. Time.

Normally, there are some phrases that are used time and again. The usual suspects are always,

“Kick him in the balls. Punch him in the face. Get him a bodybag.”

I have to admit, “Grab his dick and twist it“, is a new one for MMA. However, I think it could catch on.

Of course, you’d have to get around the cup to get to his dick, but I feel that this can be done. Those are the fine details that guys like Big John McCarthy can hash out.

Someone call the commission. Let’s get this sanctioned, ASAP.