Tell you what… If you can figure out WTF is going on, you can name it.

Tell you what… If you can figure out WTF is going on, you can name it.

I really tried to understand it. I wanted to figure out what exactly I was watching. I guess it can only be described as “Combat Chest and Balls Massage.” I’ve done this exercise before except it wasn’t an exercise and I felt a lot happier than these guys look.

Granted, the video on it’s own is pretty disturbing. Once you add the background voice and mood music, it’s a freakin’ disasterpiece.

“This moment in time has the qualities of this moment in time.”

Now, just rub your chest and nuts and something will happen. Maybe Bloody Mary will take a swipe at you from the mirror. You may become a chest circling, ball grabbing master. Who knows?

Whatever happens, I promise you will look super cool when doing it. Grab your baby oil and go outside to a busy street corner. People will love it, seriously.