The ‘Greatest Freakout Ever’ kid should not watch mixed martial arts. Or operate heavy machinery. Or have any human interaction whatsoever. That is why we love him.
Odds are that when you watched Forrest Griffin fight Anderson Silva, there were a range of emotions going through your body too. Most watched in disbelief as Silva was seemingly fighting in the Matrix while Forrest was drowning in quicksand. However, no matter how big of a Forrest Griffin fan you were, odds are you didn’t destroy a remote and beat up a door.
Then again, odds are you aren’t a spaz named Stephen that wears UFC gloves while you watch a fight card.