Literally, Mike Swick is better than all of us. You, me… Everyone.

Literally, Mike Swick is better than all of us. You, me… Everyone.

As I sit here writing this in the deepest and darkest hole of the mikeswick.com offices, Mike Swick is out there literally being better than everyone. Currently, Swick is SOMEWHERE really really colorful. His Instagram looks like an ad for Luke Rockhold’s Polo Blue, as every picture and video he’s surrounded by beautiful ocean water.

The guy never stops being tan or shredded and a year in Antarctica probably couldn’t dissipate his now-perfect George Hamilton tan. However, he doesn’t have to worry about the cold because it’s trunks and sandals on a daily basis.

I’d even go so far as to say that Dan Bilzerian would be jealous, but I don’t want to push my luck. At the moment, Swick is in Nusa Penida which is somewhere in Indonesia. I think the monkeys even ask him for his autograph there.

The point is, follow his Instagram and you will see some crazy ass adventures in pics and videos that the guy is having right now.