Real Quick, Retro Pick. When Sh!t gets a little too real in the cage.

Real Quick, Retro Pick. When Sh!t gets a little too real in the cage.

Real Quick, Doody Pick.

We’ve seen it happen in MMA before. Yeah hear ‘poops pants’ and usually, you think of Tim Sylvia. Well, add “The Brown Bomber” Travis Wolford to the list.

After the weigh-ins, Wolford went to ‘Chili Fest’ and had 4-5 big bowls of chili. In his own words,

“I got in the cage and got kicked. Shit happens.”

Yes, it did. In fact, it happened all over the cage. Travis seemed to take it all in stride, as he found the humor in it. He even named the move, the ‘Doo-Doo-Plata’.

When all was said and done, the mat was covered. While this is outrageous, the comments on the video will make your day.

  • He’s a skilled mixed martial shartist.
  • It’s called ‘Jiu-Jitsu’. Not ‘Poo Shitsu’.
  • He gave his shorts to a lucky fan after.
  • It was a defense mechanism, like a squid with ink.
  • That was a last-ditch effort to defend himself.
  • Really? His name is the “Brown Bomber”?
  • Well, he definitely left his mark.
  • No fair. That man’s in a hole new weight class now.
  • Must’ve been round NUMBER TWO!
  • I don’t know about the decision, that last round could have gone either way.
  • I bet he’s feeling down in the dumps after that one.
  • When your fighting in a cage and your bowels are in a rage… diarrhea, diarrhea.

Something tells me that you won’t see this used as a valid submission defense technique, on a Bas Rutten instructional video.