Rumble embracing his girl, Mary Jane. Love at first bud.

Rumble embracing his girl, Mary Jane. Love at first bud.

The song “I Love you Mary Jane” by Cypress Hill could have been written for Anthony Johnson and the way he lovingly looks at his marijuana plants. It’s my relationship goal to find a woman who looks at me the way AJ looks at his leafy green friend. Some may say that I’m setting the bar too high (no pun intended).

Retirement has been good to Johnson who has been breeding dogs, getting massive in the gym, and of course, growing his hooch for distribution.

He reminds me of Gomer Pyle and his rifle in ‘Full Metal Jacket’, except it’s not a gun that he is whispering sweet nothings to. It’s his skunky little green girlfriend. They look very happy together.