Shane Burgos is a sad sick man addicted to ‘Food Porn’

Shane Burgos is a sad sick man addicted to ‘Food Porn’

I love UFC featherweight Shane Burgos, but he is a sick man. He does what no one has really ever done during a UFC fight week. He posts ‘Food Porn’ when he is starving and cutting weight.

This is a guy who told me personally, that his post-fight victory meal is a homemade chocolate lasagna. Basically, it’s a heart attack and diabetes rolled into a chocolatey sugar bomb. You know what goes into a chocolate lasagna?

  • 1 package regular Oreo cookies (Not Double Stuff) – about 36 cookies
  • 6 Tablespoon butter, melted
  • 8-ounce package cream cheese, softened
  • 1/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 Tablespoons cold milk
  • 12-ounce tub Cool Whip, divided
  • 2 of the 3.9 ounce packages Chocolate Instant Pudding
  • 3 1/4 cups cold milk
  • 1 1/2 cups mini chocolate chips

Well, now that it’s fight week for Mr Burgos, he’s begun doing what he does best. He’s posting the most delicious looking, yet unhealthy, meals on the internet. This guy is cutting weight and starving, while eating greens with lean meats; Meanwhile, he’s posting pictures of foods that would give an obese person the shakes.

 

I wonder if there is a rehab facility for this kind of thing.