Somebody! Anybody! Please help the Black Beast.

Somebody! Anybody! Please help the Black Beast.

Can anybody out there help Derrick Lewis?!? The UFC heavyweight was locked in a car and forced to listen to ‘Death Metal’. Tears stream down the beast’s face as his friend driving the car re-enacts his time in the pit of a Meshuggah concert. Lewis looks terrified and is probably wondering if he is in a car ride to a blood sacrifice.

I’ve been there before, Mr Lewis. I too was locked inside a car against my will. Word of advice for you… Never get in an orange muscle car driven by Josh Barnett to go eat at Soup Plantation.