Master Ken at Santa Fe Comic-Con, Pt 2. Erik Estrada, Golddust, Al Snow

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Master Ken is usually telling everyone how their martial art is bullshit. When he’s at the Santa Fe Comic-Con, he doesn’t go that route. Rather, he just executes his his mastery of Ameri-Do-Te on Todd’s balls. Re-stomping Todd’s groin is literally Master Ken’s favorite thing on Earth to do. That and meeting Erik Estrada.

Shoot, who wouldn’t want to meet the man who made Frank Poncherello famous in CHiPs? I know I would.

After meeting Estrada, the next best thing would be meeting WWE alumnus Al Snow and Golddust. Master Ken made that dream into a reality, as he rolled up on and gave a demonstration on how to properly tag an opponent and then… Run for his life.

Master Ken at Santa Fe Comic Con. Smashing groins and calling BS!

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Master Ken has provided us with years of entertainment through his tutorials. He made his way to the Santa Fe Comic Con with his pal, Todd, and did what he does. He showed that everyone’s martial art discipline is bullshit and that he is the best at what he does; Insult people and re-stomp the groin.

Master Ken (and Todd) ran into former WWE wrestler-turned-actor, Nathan Jones, as well as a slew of other people. Master Ken showed everyone that they are beneath him and he put his martial arts prowess on display.

After embarrassing Jones, Master Ken (and Todd) met with former Power Ranger, David Yost. Yost showed some of his moves and realistically, none of them really impressed Master Ken. Ken did take it easy on Yost, but alas, Todd wound up on the floor after receiving a nut-shot from the Blue Ranger’s helmet.

I can’t wait for next week’s show when the GOAT, Erik Estrada, will be on.

OMG. Master Ken points out all of the mistakes from UFC 229. Amazing.

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No one is perfect and we all make mistakes. However, in the martial arts world, no one points out shortcomings more than good ol Master Ken. Master Ken wasn’t pleased with anything that he saw at UFC 229 in the main event that took place after Conor McGregor fought Khabib Nurmagomedov.

If you’ve watched Master Ken before he is very particular about re-stomping the groin. Wile Khabib went for the double groin stomp, Master Ken wasn’t impressed with his attempt at doing it on a standing opponent.

What he was even less impressed with was Conor McGregor’s ground game. Holy Hell, Master Ken really went in on the Notorious.

It’s another hilarious video from Master Ken. What else would you expect from the guy who taught Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?

Master Ken is not impressed with Conor McGregor’s dolly throwing skills

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We know that Master Ken is the all-time GOAT of martial arts and whatever he says, is gospel. So, when Master Ken says that Conor McGregor’s dolly throwing skills are bullshit, we believe him.

“If you are going to attack someone with a dolly, a lot more people should have been injured.”

Master Ken was very disappointed with McGregor’s technique and luckily for us, he shows how to truly attack with a dolly. As it turns out, McGregor was way off. Whatever you do, make sure that you re-dolly the groin.

Now Conor will know how to take out an entire bus next time.

Thanks, Master Ken.

Master Ken debunks the 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu system

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Finally, someone who debunks the Eddie Bravo 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu system. If there was anyone who was ever going to do it, it would be Master Ken.

As we all know, Master Ken thinks everyone’s martial art is bullshit. When it came to 10th Planet, Master Ken sure did his research. He focuses on all things 10th Planet; Trippy rashguards, smoking foreign substances, flat Earthing, etc.

Master Ken’s assistant, Todd, plays the role of 10th Planet’er perfectly. He emerges from the bathroom stoned to the bone and wearing a full body rashguard. Then, Master Ken does what he always does to Todd; He makes an example out of him. Of course, you must never forget…

“Always restomp the groin”.

Master Ken showing how to counter Gracie Jiu Jitsu

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It’s no secret that Master Ken thinks anything but Ameri-Do-Te is bullshit. In the YouTube videos he makes, he’s proven systems like Gracie Jiu Jitsu don’t work. He posted another one today to even further illustrate his point. It’s hard to argue when he always shows incredible results.

According to his YouTube Channel:

“Master Ken debunks another falsehood in the world of BJJ: The Grace BJJ zone or range system that teaches positions of so-called safety during a ground fight. As usual it’s no match for Master Ken’s Ameri-Do-Te!”

Poor Todd. He’s like the Marc Bogutzki of MikeSwick.com. Anyway friends, don’t forget to strike the groin of your opponent.

 

Bruce Lee’s ‘1 Inch Punch’, nah. Master Ken’s ‘3 Inch Pinch’

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We have all seen Bruce Lee’s 1-inch-punch videos and marveled at its effectiveness. Master Ken, however, disproves Bruce Lee’s technique and shows his own deadly strike.

I must say, I wasn’t ready for the 3-inch-pinch. I mean, I know that Master Ken is the second coming and we all have a lot to learn from him. I just wasn’t aware that with just one little YouTube video he would alter my way of thinking.

“I don’t care what anybody says. If you know what you are doing, three inches is enough.”

Master Ken’s lifetime green belt assistant, Todd, one again is on the receiving end of a demonstration. No word has come in yet as to his whereabouts. He’s lucky he didn’t get a follow-up stomp to the groin.

 

 

Master Ken shows how Holly Holm screwed up against Bethe and nails it.

Master Ken shows how Holly Holm screwed up against Bethe Correia and nails it.

At this point, it’s pretty much academic that Master Ken is never wrong. He proves it once again when explaining how Holly Holm screwed up against Bethe Correia.

First and foremost, he is correct when saying Holm really blew it when she didn’t attack the groin. As we all know, this is Master Ken’s go-to finishing move. The opportunity was there for Holm, but she chose otherwise.

Master Ken goes over the different taunts that fighters often do and how to counter them. I think Holly did just fine with how she ended the fight. Yes, you should always listen to Master Ken. However, in all seriousness, Holly finished the fight like a champ.

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Hilarious video for you old schoolers. Master Ken vs Mortal Kombat’s Scorpion

Hilarious video for you old schoolers. Master Ken vs Mortal Kombat's Scorpion

Master Ken invites the actual actor Chris Casamassa, who played Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, to the Ameri-Do-Te Dojo for some private lessons. Maybe it’s because I’m old, but when the Mortal Kombat movie came out in 1995 everyone was amped for it. Sure, Rotten Tomatoes has it at a 34% rotten ranking, but that’s because kids today think ‘dabbing’ is cool.

Mortal Kombat was one of the first movies adapted from a video game and it was huge for us nerds. Yeah, the movie sucks when you watch it now, but at the time it was a mega success. In 1995 it made more money than Braveheart, Bad Boys, Legends of the Fall, Dumb & Dumber, and Pulp Fiction.

Master Ken had Casamassa in the dojo for some training. As per usual:

  • Master Ken can’t pronounce his guest’s name.
  • Someone gets hit in the balls.
  • Chaos ensues.

 

 

Master Ken lends his expertise on how to stop an attack from United Airlines.

Master Ken lends his expertise on how to stop an attack from United Airlines.

United Airlines made headlines this week when they forcibly removed a passenger who refused to exit the plane after they overbooked a flight. This incident could have happened to any of us. Maybe if we were all trained under the tutelage of Master Ken from the Ameri-Do-Te Dojo, common citizens would know how to fight back.

The country has been split on whether or not the passenger deserved to being beaten and dragged off of the plane. What I’m sure we can all agree on is this; If we all knew how to use an oxygen mask as both a weapon and a tool, it would have been security getting dragged away. AmIRite?

P.S. Don’t forget to attack the groin.